Snipe, horrible dog that she is, rolled in something this morning. Luckily for her, I’ve spent the past few days in a manflu fug and am therefore unable to tell if she’s a stinky Snipe or not. Even more good news (for her): I’ve decided that I cannot be bothered to go through the rigmarole of getting her in the bath to clean her, a procedure which ends up with me just as wet as her.

Me and Snipe (13 August 2009)
Dogs!
Tomato ketchup. Rub into offending smelly patch, rinse off. Job done
Ooh I’ve never heard of the tomato ketchup remedy… but I haven’t got any ketchup! I’m seriously thinking that Jasper will have to go to a grooming parlour as he’s so stinky. I cannot possibly lift him in and out of the bath by myself and I’ve got no outside hosepipe