When my ex and I split up, the two hooligans cunningly disguised as cats went to live with her in Oxfordshire. As much as I miss the pair of trouble makers, is it wrong that I look forward to the text messages that regularly come my way containing the accusing phrase “your cat…”?
Mischievous Mac (29 Aril 2009)
There’s a long list of crimes but most recently, he attacked and shredded her father’s carefully planted-out spinach seedlings. There have been several incidents involving the words “right off the plate”, “Mac”, “pork chop / sausages / roast dinner” and “stolen”. And he’s clearly doing well for himself across the whole village as he now weighs over a stone – and every ounce of it muscle, according to the vet.
*beams with pride*
A true champion, fighting the cause on your behalf. What a star! A stone though…blimey.
Thats one cat not to be trifled with…
Bet he is a softy really!!
Fat bastard!
As for being a softie – well, yes. So long as you’re not a mouse / rabbit / squirrel or human trying to worm him!
He loves Snipe and was thrilled to be bits to see her when we went up there last autumn. Sat and groomed her hours.
But still. Fat bastard,
Excellent!
thats loyalty
As you probably realise I’m more of a dog person, but Jasper likes cats… likes to chase them that is!