It’s been…

Parliament Square (19 April 2006)

Parliament Square (19 April 2006)

I can’t get that song out of my head so here are some of my it’s-beens:

  • 11 years since I deferred my M.Phil
  • Two months since I bought any chocolate, crisps, biscuits or sweets (from a shop)
  • A week since I ate any cake
  • A year since I touched a living pig
  • Five years since I wore any jewellery
  • Six days since I hoovered
  • Three months since I cooked anything from scratch
  • Nearly six months since I bought the bike
  • Two years since my last successful omelette
  • An hour since my last cup of coffee
  • Four and a half years since I quit smoking
  • Two days since I filled up the bird feeders
  • Three hours since I got dressed
  • Three hours and five minutes since the boiler man arrived
  • A week and a half since I did any laundry (3 more days before I have to dig out the emergency pants)
  • Four months since I last had to wear my emergency pants
  • Five seconds since I got paranoid that I’m the only one with emergency pants – or who knows what I’m wittering on about

Think I’ll stop there before I get into the realms of TMI :oops: :lol:

4 comments on “It’s been…

  1. Not the only one with emergency pants, and to be honest they get used more often than is socially acceptable! :-)

    Enjoying your blog.

    Richard
    (Biscuit on Cyclechat)

  2. Er no, I have emergency pants too, and they were deployed the week before last! Not all my emergency pants are old and faded bits of rag, some of them are very fancy bits of lace that are just not comfortable… until they are needed in an emergency!

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